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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from day one. The relaxed fit and soft, washed color invite easy layering and long afternoons of low-key hanging out. The centered, statement text reads like a private joke—dry, a little sharp—and sits cleanly on the chest so the message does the talking while the shirt stays simple and versatile. Thick 100% ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitching keep the shape through repeated washes. Available in a wide palette and sizes S–4XL, it’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort, attitude, and a subtle, familiar look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment-dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and soft hand
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–4XL with sewn-in label
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Quote T-Shirt — "My Father's Greatest Talent? Vanishing.." Graphic Tee
$25.57
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$25.57
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment-dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and soft hand
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–4XL with sewn-in label
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean